Friday 29 December 2006

Volume 3: Issue 5


Sometimes I see how the brave new world arrives and I see how it thrives ~ ABBA (Happy New Year)

Headlines


Resurrection
by Piper Kin

Dazadi Dacre's attempts to resurrect her dead lifemate, Arkadios Rhea, also known as Kade, were stunningly successful. After a trip to Xanth's Temple fraught with danger and tension, the pair learned from the Book of Days that in order to regain Kade's own body, they would need to dig it out of his grave and summon Xanth.

Neither prospect was particularly appealing but because Kade was still trapped in Suka Matali's body - that of an Anyeli - he could not accompany Dazadi to Paris, forcing her to perform the emotional deed alone. Returning to him with his coffin, they finally managed to summon Xanth through her imp dragon, Faroah. Unfortunately, Xanth was not in the mood to resurrect Kade without certain conditions and it seems now that he has lost all ability to wield his axe, a favoured weapon.

Is this the last step towards a happy ending for the Aide and her lifemate? "They were arguig pretty loud," said a fledgling passing by Dazadi's quarters. "So I doubt it."

Neither Dazadi nor Mister Rhea were available for comment.

Sanctuaries in Need
by Piper Kin

For the last few months, sanctuaries have seemed pretty empty and dead. Xanth is calling on Elysians for ideas and input on how to encourage activity - not just in sanctuaries but other areas too! One idea has been to open up the Cloud Palace to non-Anyeli as an in character ploy to gain the cash needed to renovate. But this attempt has had little success yet. It remains to be seen whether or not it will work at all.

If you have any ideas or suggestions, why not post them? Xanth's eager to here them. ;)

The Snowflake Ball
by Tom Caye

There's been some hot activity going on up in the alps recently, and it's not global warming.

The Snowflake ball, hosted by vampire leader Scarlett Caye and her friends Amber and Faith, has been taking place over the festive period. The three lovely ladies planned the gathering to perfection; The music was heavenly and the drinks were delicious. With the crisp white snow as a backdrop, a large number of Elysians gathered to partake in the festive fun. A formal dress code was in place though, no sneakers here thank you! The gentle yet tuneful musicians provided cover for any awkward silences and everyone seemed mellowed by the flowing drinks and sweet sounds. Of course, this led to dancing, how could it not? Scarlett and Niles set the trend with a steamy slow dance, could this be leading elsewhere? Either way, this reporter declares the ball a success.

Editorial


To Xanth: Have you ever had that "special someone" in your life or don't you look for true love, being a Goddess and all that?
The concept of 'someone special' varies. Perhaps you should elaborate. As for love, one should never actively search for love. The universe is built in such a fashion that it generally finds you all by itself.

Weekly Feature


Dimitri's Demise
by Piper Kin

Dimitri Koraceb smirked at the goddess even as he dabbed at his bloodied nose. He didn't bother to hide his gloating smile as he watched her. He'd made her angry enough to lash out physically, no one else had ever done that.

"You are wrong, Dimitri," she scolded, her face a mask of dismay. Dimitri scowled. The one thing that had always thwarted his flawless plans was her ability and willingness to read his mind. "You are far from the first I have beaten this way."

She stepped away from him toward one of the burning bowls of oil that stood either side of the dais, and despite himself, Dimitri winced. He knew what was coming. The red hot brand resting in the oil told him as much.

"Since you are such a barbarian, Dimitri, I will brand you as such. You have failed me."

"Oh come, Xanth, we both know that's not why you're p-" Before he could finish, she whipped around, the brand ripping through the air toward him, her hiss masking the sound he made.

"You are right, Dimitri. This brand is so all of Elysia will know how you turned against them." She tossed the steaming metal aside and stood back, staring down at him. If she'd been angry, he would have laughed in her face, but just then all he could see was disappointment.

Scowling, he lunged to his feet, almost considered going for her throat, but dismissed the idea as ludicrous. She wasn't the world's best fighter, but she didn't need to be when she had the power of the universe at her fingertips.

"I'll be back, Xanth. Your little kingdom will fall."

She had looked away when he stood. Now her eyes lifted, her gaze meeting his, full of fire and brimstone. Dimitri quivered despite himself, despite the many years he had served as her Aide.

He had been greedy. Becoming a demigod had not been enough for him - he wanted it all. But in all the time he had served her, advised her, worked with her, he had never seen her like this.

And he never would again, or anything else for that matter.

"You will not get the chance, Dimitri."

Employment Agency


Public Relations

Help spread the word about Elysia by travelling the world wide web in search of roleplay sites just like ours. Read their rules and follow ours as you give them a link to EF and one of our buttons, and pass on their details so we can link to them.

You'll be paid $50 per week with a bonus of $50 for every successful affiliation.

Please send applications to Xanth's Secretary.

Assistant Editor

The Chronicles is looking for a new assistant editor to work alongside Chenoan.

Responsibilities

+ Oversee the features team
+ Ensure the paper is printed on time
+ Make sure deadlines are adhered to
+ Proofread features and edit where necessary
+ Check links and sources
+ Accept submissions of tips and features
+ Write headline stories
+ Pay salaries for regular staff
+ Pay for submissions from freelancers

Salary

$100 per week to be paid by Chenoan.

How to Apply

In your application please include the following:

+ Your real name or alias (not your character's name)
+ Apply from the character account you wish the salary to be paid to should you get the job
+ Please include a portfolio of headline stories (please check the Chronicles archives for an idea of what we're after).

Please PM questions and applications to Chenoan, thank you.